Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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