Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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