So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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