you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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