yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
