But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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