ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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