There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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