I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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