Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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