absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
