kristin has been a bad kristin
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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