Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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