Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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