Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(903): View more from Texas

I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

(1-903): View more from Texas

What does that even mean?

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(309): View more from Illinois

just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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(303): View more from Colorado

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(704): View more from North Carolina

she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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(239): View more from Florida

dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

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(586): View more from Michigan

Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up

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