They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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