no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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