"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
