but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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