I'm drive I can fine osifer
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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