There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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