Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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