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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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(727): View more from Florida

It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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(303): View more from Colorado

"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"

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(954): View more from Florida

in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.

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(714): View more from California

We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.

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(850): View more from Florida

She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.

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Proud of you.

(604): View more from British Columbia

We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.

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