Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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