i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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