Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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