office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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