Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's never too late to be topless.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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