Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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