grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Fuck appropriateness.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
