Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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