In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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