Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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