Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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