Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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