Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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