singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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