ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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