Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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