You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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