god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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