the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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