Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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