Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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