Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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