I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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