Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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