I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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