Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You ruined the universe
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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