Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
There r osticjed everywhere
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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