I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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