Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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