So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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