We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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